unclefather:

you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit

(via vvebkinz)

fstw:

God is dead and we killed him
wearing a hoop in my nose because you never liked it anyway
food-and-cake-escape:

http://foodandcakeescape.tk/
sexographies:

http://sexographies.tumblr.com/

i would give anything to have it all back

nicklugo:

Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone

i can’t

(via unclefather)

screamandshout:

who’s the real winner now